Carson Wentz has developed a new outdoor hunting vlog on his Vimeo channel. The name of the new Youtube channel is Wentz Bros Outdoors. It is narrated by his brother Zach, and features Carson’s dad and friends. They head to Arkansas to “eliminate as many snow geese as possible.” Zach’s words not mine. The video gives you the into what it would be like if Call of Duty made a game after post-apocalyptic Arkansas conservation season.
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
With the climate of today’s America I think we’re one ‘Carson Wentz sitting down with a political pundit about his support of the Second Amendment’ away from Mike Missanelli or Angelo Cataldi dedicating their four hour time slots to it due to the outrage. The sports news is slow in this city.
With that being said I’m going to convince myself Carson’s sharpshooting abilities in a field, will translate to hitting a wide receiver on a crossing route, on 3rd and 6, in the Super Bowl down a score.
P.S. That route by Carson’s dog Henley?! I don’t think you need to overpay for another Free Agent CB Howie. He’ll take kibble for his services. Then again when the Eagles sign him to a long term deal it will probably end up like this…