Adidas is Giving Away an Island

Adidas is giving away an island to anyone that can beat Chris Johnson’s 40 time at the combine (4.24) while simultaneously wearing Adidas cleats. A God Damn Island!!

I have never wished for something in my life more than someone at the combine to shatter the record in Nikes instead, followed by Phil Knight using said clip in an ad campaign. Next, a roast of Adidas with skull and crying emojis on Twitter from millennials until Adidas has to rebrand to the New Balance demo. Not only did Adidas try to ruin my basketball career when I got shin splints in the 4th grade wearing their shoes for the first time, but Nikes are just far superior IMVHO.


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